- person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
- me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
You know who hates on Kanye?
- boring ass fuckboys
- fuckboys who hate seeing a black man make it
Or you know, people with musical taste.
^boring ass fuckboy running an anti-feminist blog^
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
"You’re a Christian, Harry."